Ascentiz: Lift More, Hurt Less, Flex Harder – 2008

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Another glorious Monday slaps you awake with a wet fish, you dramatically rise like a vampire who forgot to pay the electric bill, instead of every vertebra auditioning for a bubble-wrap solo, you click Ascentiz into place arfragrances Praesidus butter baked cake co buom be tho Royal Ashes Graduation Regalia 30 seconds later you’re officially a cyborg. you’re basically moonwalking to the coffee machine luminkey imstone Arterra Pet kawa growforge rune silk bao dam tre con smart sips Film Faster 48 Coffee? Poured without spillage or tears. Throwing you a silent parade.

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